this washed up in r mailbox and we'd like 2 share:
The Child
An old country doctor went way out to the boondocks to deliver a baby.
It was so far out, there was no electricity.
When the doctor arrived, no one was home except for the laboring mother
and her 5-year-old child. The doctor instructed the child to hold a
lantern high so he could see, while he helped the woman deliver the baby. The child did so. The mother pushed and after a little while, the doctor lifted the newborn baby by the feet and
spanked him on the bottom to get him to take his first breath.
The doctor then asked the 5-year-old what he thought of the baby.
The little boy responded: "He shouldn't have crawled in there in the
first place. Spank him again."